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Piranha 3DD

Comedy . Thriller . Horror

After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park.

Actors: Sylvia Jefferies , Jean-Luc Bilodeau , David Hasselhoff , Gary Busey , David Koechner , Matt Bush , Ving Rhames , Christopher Lloyd , Danielle Panabaker , Katrina Bowden
Directors: John Gulager
Country: USA
Release: 2012-05-11
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  • Leslie Felperin

    Ups the self-parody so much that it's practically a Wayans Brothers spoof, albeit with fewer jokes.

    Variety Full Review
  • Stephen Cole

    Piranha 3DD is overcrowded and pointlessly mean. The stunt casting of David Hasselhoff playing himself, riffing off his infamous 2007 drunken home video, gets in the way of the storyline.

    The Globe and Mail (Toronto) Full Review
  • Todd Gilchrist

    It seems impossible that a sequel to a movie as ridiculous as "Piranha 3D" could disappoint but Piranha 3DD stops at mediocre before arriving at gloriously bad.

    Boxoffice Magazine Full Review
  • Neil Smith

    "Welcome to rock bottom!" sighs Hasselhoff at one stage, pretty much summing up this textbook exercise in sloppy seconds. Here's hoping the piranhas have a better agent than he does.

    Total Film Full Review
  • Kyle Anderson

    The best part of Piranha 3DD, the pointless sequel to the utterly unnecessary 2010 remake of Piranha, is the credits. Not only do they signify that the film is finally, mercifully over, but they also allow for David Hasselhoff to sing the theme song to a new fake TV series called The Fish Hunter, a clever meta-gag that nods both to Baywatch and the Hoff's international recording success.

    Entertainment Weekly Full Review
  • Justin Lowe

    As sequels go, Piranha 3DD has barely enough heft to squeeze out 83 minutes of ho-hum entertainment, although it faithfully delivers plenty of menacing fish and bouncing boobs, as amply advertised.

    The Hollywood Reporter Full Review
  • Nick Pinkerton

    Add to this that it takes place in the town of Merkin, and you'll get an idea of the labored spirit of dirty-old-man humor that prevails.

    Village Voice Full Review
  • Stephanie Zacharek

    "Piranha 3D" was ridiculous, gory and fun, everything Piranha 3DD is not.

    Movieline Full Review
  • Ed Gonzalez

    John Gulager is neither artist nor genius, bringing only straight-to-video conviction to Piranha 3DD.

    Slant Magazine Full Review
  • Neil Genzlinger

    The director, John Gulager, has no idea how to mix his ingredients to create a savvy self-parody.

    The New York Times Full Review
  • A. A. Dowd

    Hecklers can take the night off; ripping on a movie this bad is as rewarding as shooting fish in a barrel.

    Time Out New York Full Review
  • Tasha Robinson

    For the much-cheaper-looking sequel, Piranha 3DD, director John Gulager mostly seems to be trying to see how much he can degrade the old "Jaws" formula and still have it interpreted as parody rather than apathy.

    The A.V. Club Full Review
  • Marc Savlov

    Disappointingly, Piranha 3DD, the inevitable sequel to the remake, has none of Dante's wit, Aja's directorial skills, or Greg Nicotero's grotesqueries.

    Austin Chronicle Full Review
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