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Drama . Action . Romance

London is a drug laden adventure that centers on a party in a New York loft where a young man is trying to win back his ex-girlfriend.

Actors: Lina Esco , Dane Cook , Jeff Wolfe , Louis C.K. , Isla Fisher , Kelli Garner , Chris Evans , Jessica Biel , Joy Bryant , Jason Statham
Directors: Hunter Richards
Country: UK , USA
Release: 2006-02-10
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  • Nathan Rabin

    London has a distinct Off-Off-Broadway feel. There's a stagebound quality to its handful of claustrophobic locations, its endless assault of intense coke talk, and its third-rate invocation of David Mamet, David Rabe, and Neil LaBute.

    The A.V. Club Full Review
  • Maitland McDonagh

    The film delivers lots of high-pitched hysteria but never manages to make its spoiled protagonists interesting.

    TV Guide Magazine Full Review
  • Tim Grierson

    Perhaps the best compliment that can be paid to Hunter Richards' directorial debut is that it nearly manages to make some of the most irritatingly shallow human beings on Earth seem tragic.

    L.A. Weekly Full Review
  • Jack Mathews

    First-time writer-director Hunter Richards? London is even worse torture than it sounds. It includes flashbacks that actually demonstrate just how miserable a jerk the main character is.

    New York Daily News Full Review
  • Gregory Kirschling

    At least London nails the inanity of drug-speak - the bathroom chat quickly devolves from God and ''time horizons'' to coprophilia and a truly dumb confessional tirade by Statham - although perhaps this achievement is unintentional.

    Entertainment Weekly Full Review
  • Ed Park

    Syd's (Chris Evans) emotional tailspin is embarrassingly banal, and his assertion that "everybody here hates me" quickly applies to the audience as well.

    Village Voice Full Review
  • Roger Ebert

    Bad movie. Ugly movie.

    Chicago Sun-Times Full Review
  • Michael Phillips

    Newbie director Richards shoots all the women like slabs of meat, and his self-seriousness throughout London--some of it tries to be funny, a lot of it is funny by accident--borders on the delusional.

    Chicago Tribune Full Review
  • Kyle Smith

    Syd is a jerk whose anger does not make him interesting. The only reason to keep watching is because you hope someone will drop a piano on his head.

    New York Post Full Review
  • Neva Chonin

    If London were a comedy, it just might work. Instead, it's a dead-serious marathon of angst from cool kids old enough to know they're mouthing cliches.

    San Francisco Chronicle Full Review
  • Dennis Harvey

    For those who enjoy fashion-model-looking twentysomethings yelling at each other in bathrooms while doing too much cocaine, voila! Heaven is a place called London.

    Variety Full Review
  • Laura Kern

    A misfired attempt at provocation and the exploration of philosophical thought, London is little more than an immature display of male bonding on speed.

    The New York Times Full Review
  • Michael Rechtshaffen

    There's absolutely nothing fantastic or transporting about London, an endlessly ponderous relationship picture that also has zilch to do with the British city.

    The Hollywood Reporter Full Review
  • J.R. Jones

    The awful crank comedy "Spun" (2002) still ranks as the most dehumanizing youth picture of the decade, but this New York drama by first-time director Hunter Richards is a close second.

    Chicago Reader Full Review
  • Phil Hall

    London is the independent film world's equivalent of a fiasco.

    Film Threat Full Review
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