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Killers

5/10
Action . Comedy . Thriller . Romance
 

When an elite assassin marries a beautiful computer whiz after a whirlwind romance, he gives up the gun and settles down with his new bride. That is, until he learns that someone from his past has put a contract out on his life.

 
Actors: Martin Mull , Kevin Sussman , Rob Riggle , Katheryn Winnick , Alex Borstein , Catherine O'Hara , Tom Selleck , Ashton Kutcher , Katherine Heigl , Larry Joe Campbell
Directors: Robert Luketic
Country: USA
Release: 2010-06-04
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  • Stephanie Zacharek

    It’s so ineffectual and unfocused that after it’s over, you’re not even sure you watched a movie.

    Movieline Full Review
  • David Fear

    Kutcher is surprisingly anticharismatic as a star. A smarmy grin and looking good while shirtless does not equal screen presence, dude.

    Time Out New York Full Review
  • Andrew O'Hehir

    Somehow Kutcher and Heigl and Tom Selleck and Catherine O'Hara (as her parents) are all fun to watch a fair amount of the time, without the movie they're in being any good at all.

    Salon.com Full Review
  • Claudia Puig

    Killers is dead on arrival: miscast, horribly paced and murderously uninvolving.

    USA Today Full Review
  • Roger Moore

    There’s nobody delivering the laughs in this arid action comedy.

    Orlando Sentinel Full Review
  • Brian Miller

    Dreary romcom-with-guns.

    L.A. Weekly Full Review
  • Richard Corliss

    Take what pleasure you can from the two stars. They look great; it's just the state of romantic comedy that looks terminal.

    Time Full Review
  • Andrea Gronvall

    Bob DeRosa and Ted Griffin wrote the script, whose plummeting one-liners leave no actor unscathed.

    Chicago Reader Full Review
  • Michael Phillips

    Haven't we seen the oh-my-gosh-my-spouse-is-secretly-an-assassin-but-you-know-a-nice-one routine once too often?

    Chicago Tribune Full Review
  • Tirdad Derakhshani

    At a certain point, it actually becomes embarrassing to watch Heigl and Kutcher play at being in love.

    Philadelphia Inquirer Full Review
  • Wesley Morris

    Just as I was beginning to hope that she’d (Heigl) find a part that called for intelligence and sophistication and backbone, she plays another uptight naif.

    Boston Globe Full Review
  • Stephen Cole

    So here’s an idea: Maybe filmmakers should shoot what Ashton’s up to off-camera, because not many laughs are making it to the screen.

    The Globe and Mail (Toronto) Full Review
  • Lisa Schwarzbaum

    The steady drip-drip-drip of nothings like this are killing us all.

    Entertainment Weekly Full Review
  • Scott Tobias

    Killers isn’t an entertainment, it’s a high-speed spat.

    The A.V. Club Full Review
  • Frank Scheck

    An action comedy that nearly renders the term an oxymoron, Killers is devoid of suspense and laughs.

    The Hollywood Reporter Full Review
  • Joe Neumaier

    Robert Luketic's bland action comedy focuses on the uninteresting relationship between its two bland main characters, and that's the deadliest thing in sight.

    New York Daily News Full Review
  • John P. McCarthy

    After this bomb, Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher may qualify as two of the most attractive and prematurely washed-up screen actors Hollywood has ever produced.

    Boxoffice Magazine Full Review
  • Marjorie Baumgarten

    Only the underplaying Selleck gets out of this with any dignity, while O’Hara is totally wasted as Jen’s one-note tippling mom.

    Austin Chronicle Full Review
  • Steve Persall

    Everybody's cyber-pal Ashton Kutcher is perfect casting for Killers, since the screenplay is shallow as a Tweet and the movie appears to have been shot with a Nikon point-and-click camera he plugs on TV.

    Tampa Bay Times Full Review
  • Staff (Not credited)

    Is it some monstrosity of awfulness, as its lack of advance screening suggested? No, that would imply at least a spark of some kind. This is just an empty summer hodgepodge of stale romantic comedy exchanges, witlessness and lackluster action.

    Los Angeles Times Full Review
  • Jeannette Catsoulis

    Unless you’re trapped on an airplane or enjoying movie night at the penitentiary, you have no excuse for watching Killers. A brain-deadening collision of high concept and low standards.

    The New York Times Full Review
  • Rob Nelson

    Bullets fly and jokes land with a thud in Killers, a deadly dull hubby's-a-hit man farce that alternately resembles a knockoff of 2005's "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" and a rehash of "Knight & Day" avant la lettre .

    Variety Full Review
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