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Scary Movie 5

4/10
Comedy
 

Home with their newly-formed family, happy parents Dan and Jody are haunted by sinister, paranormal activities — disrupting new mama Jody’s dancing aspirations in the “Swan Lake” ballet and threatening Dan’s rise as an ape researcher. Determined to expel the insidious force, they install security cameras and discover their family is being stalked by an evil dead demon! The latest installment of the SCARY MOVIE franchise includes hilarious, non-stop send ups of some of the biggest recent cinematic hits and pop culture, featuring Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg, Katt Williams, Katrina Bowden, Kate Walsh, Heather Locklear and Mike Tyson.

 
Actors: Jerry O'Connell , Snoop Dogg , Darrell Hammond , Molly Shannon , Katt Williams , Erica Ash , Lindsay Lohan , Charlie Sheen , Ashley Tisdale , Simon Rex , Ava Kolker , Gracie Whitton
Directors: Malcolm D. Lee , David Zucker
Country: USA
Release: 2013-04-12
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  • Andy Webster

    Marlon Wayans’s satire “A Haunted House” got to “Paranormal” first, and for a much smaller budget delivered bigger laughs.

    The New York Times Full Review
  • Frank Scheck

    This latest installment of the horror movie spoof franchise is mainly notable for its Charlie Sheen/Lindsay Lohan cameos.

    The Hollywood Reporter Full Review
  • Tom Russo

    Not that there’s all manner of comedy craftsmanship demanding study here, but the movie does seem to be a funny jumble of contradictory impulses.

    Boston Globe Full Review
  • Kyle Smith

    This is a horror movie that’s really a supposed comedy; she’s (Lohan) a supposed comedy actress who’s actually scary.

    New York Post Full Review
  • Darren Franich

    Somehow, it actually looks cheaper than "Paranormal Activity." It's less funny, too.

    Entertainment Weekly Full Review
  • Nathan Rabin

    Scary Movie 5 aspires to timeliness, but its comic sensibility is so groaningly retro that the film features a series of tributes to The Benny Hill Show and its signature ditty, “Yakety Sax.”

    The A.V. Club Full Review
  • Roger Moore

    Scary Movie 5 comes up short in every way imaginable.

    McClatchy-Tribune News Service Full Review
  • Neil Smith

    That every jibe lands woefully wide is no surprise, though we’ll give leading lady Ashley Tisdale credit for giving her all to a film that mercifully won’t be around long enough to do any lasting damage to her post-High School Musical career.

    Total Film Full Review
  • Kim Newman

    Lacking a single honest laugh, this is shoddy by comparison with the other Scary Movie sequels… which throws it in a pit with Transylmania, Breaking Wind and Stan Helsing.

    Empire Full Review
  • Joe Neumaier

    Luckily, folks like Snoop and good sports like Sheen and, yes, Lohan, break up the monotony. Until, like an undead beastie, the boredom and dumb jokes come roaring back.

    New York Daily News Full Review
  • Amy Nicholson

    If you think three months is an impossible amount of time to write and produce a feature film, well, it is.

    Los Angeles Times Full Review
  • Justin Chang

    Audiences not inclined to laugh at the sight of a baby’s head catching fire are encouraged to at least chuckle at the various gags made at the expense of Jody and Dan’s housekeeper (a game Lidia Porto), who satisfies many of the picture’s comedic-target prerequisites by being plus-sized, hysterically religious and Latina.

    Variety Full Review
  • Laremy Legel

    Scary Movie 5 is so massively un-enjoyable, a hate crime against cinema, a ringing indictment of the depths commercialism will go to in search of the lowest common denominator.

    Film.com Full Review
  • Leah Churner

    SM5 tanked opening weekend, which may toll the knell for this property.

    Austin Chronicle Full Review
  • Pete Vonder Haar

    Scary Movie V murdered my capacity to feel joy.

    Village Voice Full Review
  • Stephanie Merry

    Lazy, boring, vile and tragically unfunny attempt at a horror-film spoof.

    Washington Post Full Review
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  • 4. Swan Lake (Waltz of the Flowers) Performer: Yuri Botnari conducting Moscow Philharmonic Stream Music Online
  • 18. Swan Lake (Hungarian Dance) Performer: Yuri Botnari conducting Moscow Philharmonic Stream Music Online